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ricksanscrotum:

there is nothing i care less about than sports. nothing. i care more about the sexual behavior of flamingos than i do about sports.

(via lonler)

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2 hours ago

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

(Source: skypevevo, via ulmovalaofwater)

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2 hours ago
captainofthessjohnlock:

h0odrich:

clip from the brand new oreo commercial

so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke

captainofthessjohnlock:

h0odrich:

clip from the brand new oreo commercial

so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke

(Source: gifmam, via lonler)

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2 hours ago

Graduation speech

*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to crush*:Fuck me
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
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2 hours ago

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

(Source: primateculture, via glowdeer)

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14 hours ago

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via princejakers)

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14 hours ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via digitalcrayon)

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15 hours ago
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